March 2012
one-last-miracle:
jennymstead2:
Oh...
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
wtfsofunny:
inklou:
cucumberbatchin:
fiendish-thingie:
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February 2012
Using Moriarty's logic
acumberbitchinbelgravia:
Middle Earth is real
Hogwarts is real
There is a Goblin King who wears pants that are way too tight and sings awesome songs
Zombies are real
Elves and fairies exist
naomithenerd:
nuggetsandpizza:
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Watchthisiscasey7:
awinterborn:
Definitely wasn’t expecting that voice.
I definitely wasn’t expecting any of this video
Jake and Amir
Jake: They were lighting the birthday candles and you blew them out and said "Happy Birthday to pee" and then you whipped out your penis and tried to urinate, but couldn't
Amir: I had just drained the main vein, like 25 seconds earlier
Jake: Okay, I'm not upset that you couldn't pee I'm upset that you tried
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Jake: Then you whipped out your penis one more time, you said "Follow my trail of pee to victory" but once again could not produce any urine
Amir: I had just-
Jake: -drained the main vein? No, I remember that. Ok, do you remember the skateboarder who rode by and saw your penis and laughed at you?
Amir: ......vaguely
Jake: You started crying, you said "Let's see your guido dick, I have a big penis, you have a string beanis"
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Jake: Okay, just stop and listen to me
Amir: No you stop and listen (pulls his pants down) to pee
Jake: Nothing
Amir: I just drained the main vein like a day ago ON A CAKE LEST YOU FORGET
